Category: PISS MAN
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Piss Man On Vacation
Hey guys. Everyone believes that I took a break to stop the piss-man from doxxing me. That simply isn’t true. The truth is: piss man
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Can’t Believe It
Piss Man managed to hack all my accounts. Must have gotten access to my password manager. Luckily he left the website alone. He must like
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Get H@cked
Hey losers, Piss-man here. I managed to hack into the site owner’s mainframe. Let’s just say there’s some stuff on here that he WOULDN’T want
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World Rejoices as Piss Man Allegedly Admitted to ICU Over The Weekend Thanks to Untreated UTI
“Let us rejoicify that goodness will subdue!” The words from Glinda The Good could not ring more true this Monday, as a trusted source has
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Peaceful Friday as The Piss Man Seemingly Takes The Day Off
Today was one for the books as there were no sightings or piss related crimes reported. Piss Man enthusiasts are wondering if his alleged UTI
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Partial Piss Recovery Leads to Information About Piss Man’s Health
Today at about 12 Noon, authorities in San Antonio, Texas, were informed about a possible piss related crime occurring near the intersection of East Travis
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False Piss Man Spotting
Our earlier claim that the piss man was spotted on 75N and Forest Lane was confirmed a hoax. We will start asking hotline callers for
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PISS MAN SPOTTED
THE PISS MAN WAS SPOTTED NEAR NORTH DALLAS CORNER OF 75N AND FOREST LANE. PLEASE BE AWARE HE IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS. THERE SHOULD BE
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Dinky Binky
Binky Dinky spent their formative years navigating the wreckage of a broken home where the only constant was the sound of slamming doors and empty bottles. By twenty, he was homeless in Las Vegas, trading half-written poems for cheap synthetic highs and floor space in windowless motels. Those blurry, neon-soaked years resulted in a hefty 35 year sentence in a Bangkok prison, an experience that eventually culminated in him being a co-founder of Perezwastaken.com. Today, he lives in a self-imposed exile, reviewing news articles, short stories and refusing to speak to anyone who doesn’t understand how hard it is to close those pesky ads on Grindr.
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