From the CDC: “Today a landmark discovery in the human condition was made.”
Scientists working at the Center for Disease Control have identified a startling correlation between men who have sex with men and men who kiss other men.
This discovery was made just months away from pride month.
“We’re hoping to finally eradicate this horrible epidemic.” says a representative at the CDC.
A member of the gay community said the following in regard to the CDC’s efforts: “Whatever girl.”














