Author: Caleb Perez
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MUSIC: Demi Lovato Releases Third Version of The Same Album But It Really Isn’t The Same.
In October 2025, Demi Lovato released ‘It’s Not That Deep’ following her complete flop ‘HOLY FVCK’. In November of 2025, she released the album again,
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CONFIRMED: ‘The Devil Beats His Wife’ To Be The Title Of Ariana Grande’s Eighth Studio Album
A reputable source has leaked the title of Ariana Grande’s 8th studio album. “The Devil Beats His Wife is a masterclass in modern music composition.”
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OPINION: Stone Counter Tops Required For Me To Come Over And Hang Out
You wouldn’t ask me to come over and and hang myself, so why would you ask me to come over knowing that you don’t have
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BREAKING: The Dog From Smiling Friends S03E10 Found Dead In South Chicago
To those who have recently enjoyed the series finale of smiling friends, we regret to inform you that Charlie’s Uncle’s Dog has been found shot
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EXCLUSIVE: Co-Star of Hit TV Show ‘Bleepo’ Accused of Hit-And-Run Involving a Minor
Perezwastaken has received exclusive information that Glorpi, the Co-Star of hit TV show ‘Bleepo’ (featuring Diana Ross, Bleepo, and Danny McBride) has been arrested and
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Warning: Visiting Your Local Arboretum WILL Make You Feel Poor
We all know you’re insecure about the lack of foliage in your dwelling. So why visit an Arboretum? Well, besides the abundance of inspiration you
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I’m Tired of Homeless People And Here’s Why You Should Be Too
Living in the city, I am very familiar with homeless people. Here’s 5 reasons as to WHY you should hate them.
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Breaking: Working Those Extra 30 Minutes On Friday Found To NOT Be Linked To Pay Increase
Surprise! Your managers don’t care if you stay a little later than your co-workers. They probably hate you! And all your co-workers are enjoying their
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