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Breaking: Working Those Extra 30 Minutes On Friday Found To NOT Be Linked To Pay Increase

Surprise! Your managers don’t care if you stay a little later than your co-workers. They probably hate you! And all your co-workers are enjoying their guilt free doom scroll time. Get with the program.

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16 responses to “Breaking: Working Those Extra 30 Minutes On Friday Found To NOT Be Linked To Pay Increase”

  1. Ebenezer Thistlethwaite Avatar
    Ebenezer Thistlethwaite

    I stayed late and my manager blew me in the bathroom. Was kinda mid though.

  2. Theodosius Abernathy Avatar
    Theodosius Abernathy

    I always stay late so I can blow my employees in the bathroom.

  3. Sylvester Grimshaw Avatar
    Sylvester Grimshaw

    I stayed late because I was in blowing up the bathroom and jerked off in the stall while watching my boss blow my work husband in the bathroom.

  4. Maximilian Voltemand von Hohenzollern Avatar
    Maximilian Voltemand von Hohenzollern

    Where do you guys work? Are you hiring?

  5. Cornelius Vanderwall-Higgens Avatar
    Cornelius Vanderwall-Higgens

    I’m the intern and they make me clean up after. You don’t wanna work here.

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