The piss man. Spotted in Talladega, Alabama, on the night of Christmas Eve.
Sources that claim to have known The Piss Man claim that he was born in Hungary. Allegedly, he migrated to Boston, Massachusetts, at the age of 16, after serving in the Balkan Army (Balkanstreitkräfte) during World War II.
“The Piss Man”, as the local news called him, was the prime suspect in a string of piss related crimes in the greater Boston Metro. Hoping to avoid being identified, he led a high speed chase after he was caught committing a piss crime in a park in Concord, MA. After successfully evading the police, it is assumed that he fled the metro to pursue pissing activities all across America, with the hopes of remaining anonymous.
If you feel that you are in the proximity of The Piss Man, do not approach him. He is dangerous. Report all sightings to our hotline.