You wouldn’t ask me to come over and and hang myself, so why would you ask me to come over knowing that you don’t have a stone counter top?
Yes it’s true, people who can’t afford luxury in the kitchen probably also smell and are ugly. Yup.
Even if I never step foot in your kitchen, I take comfort in knowing that you have money.
If you don’t have a stone counter top, take a moment to think about your life priorities. You’re probably doing something stupid like saving for retirement. Instead, you could live in comfort knowing that I’d be willing to come over.
