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THE PISS MAN WAS SPOTTED NEAR NORTH DALLAS CORNER OF 75N AND FOREST LANE. PLEASE BE AWARE HE IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS. THERE SHOULD BE NO ATTEMPTS TO APPREHEND THIS INDIVIDUAL.

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Binky Dinky spent their formative years navigating the wreckage of a broken home where the only constant was the sound of slamming doors and empty bottles. By twenty, he was homeless in Las Vegas, trading half-written poems for cheap synthetic highs and floor space in windowless motels. Those blurry, neon-soaked years resulted in a hefty 35 year sentence in a Bangkok prison, an experience that eventually culminated in him being a co-founder of Perezwastaken.com. Today, he lives in a self-imposed exile, reviewing news articles, short stories and refusing to speak to anyone who doesn’t understand how hard it is to close those pesky ads on Grindr.