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False Piss Man Spotting

Our earlier claim that the piss man was spotted on 75N and Forest Lane was confirmed a hoax. We will start asking hotline callers for verification before reporting a sighting.

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Caleb

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Binky Dinky spent their formative years navigating the wreckage of a broken home where the only constant was the sound of slamming doors and empty bottles. By twenty, he was homeless in Las Vegas, trading half-written poems for cheap synthetic highs and floor space in windowless motels. Those blurry, neon-soaked years resulted in a hefty 35 year sentence in a Bangkok prison, an experience that eventually culminated in him being a co-founder of Perezwastaken.com. Today, he lives in a self-imposed exile, reviewing news articles, short stories and refusing to speak to anyone who doesn’t understand how hard it is to close those pesky ads on Grindr.