Today at about 12 Noon, authorities in San Antonio, Texas, were informed about a possible piss related crime occurring near the intersection of East Travis St. and North Main Ave. The piss police were quickly dispatched and successfully recovered a sample of the piss before it evaporated.
Upon analyzing the piss sample, it was discovered that not only was The Piss Man slightly dehydrated, but he also suffered from a urinary tract infection (UTI). Investigators are unsure if the piss man purposely acquired a UTI, with the hopes of elevating the damage done by his crimes, or if he is simply unaware of his current health condition.
Authorities will be keeping a close eye on medical centers in San Antonio and surrounding areas with the hopes of identifying The Piss Man in the case that he were to seek an antibiotic prescription.
As always, stay vigilant, and remember to contact our hotline (must be verified to make a report) if you suspect you’ve seen The Piss Man.
