“Let us rejoicify that goodness will subdue!” The words from Glinda The Good could not ring more true this Monday, as a trusted source has indicated that The Piss Man could have been in the ICU over the weekend.
A nurse at St. Luke’s Medical Center in Boise, Idaho, has left a tip on our hotline exclaiming that someone, who they believe to be The Piss Man, stumbled into the emergency room complaining of extraordinary pain in their pelvis. After examination, it was determined that this patient was suffering from a necrotic UTI. The patient was quickly admitted into the ICU, where they received a broad spectrum antibiotic, opiates, and is under constant supervision.
When pressing the nurse on how they figured this was The Piss Man, the nurse says that they recognized this individual from a Grindr hookup gone wrong. For those who are unaware, Grindr is an application primarily used by members of the LGBT+ community to find and receive sexual favors from strangers. Readers be warned. The details of this interaction are graphic. The nurse states that the individual, after expressing that he was strictly a “submissive bottom”, was invited over. After a quick chat, things moved to the bedroom. The nurse, a self proclaimed “Dom Daddy” (short for dominant daddy – a, usually, large and sexually aggressive gay individual) was mortified when he realized that he no longer had control of his motor functions. The nurse stated that while the individual claimed to be douching (clearing his anus of feces, usually completed prior to traveling to the host) he suspects the individual switched out his viagra for muscle relaxers.
The nurse got emotional at this point during the phone call. The nurse states that, before he could realize what was happening, the alleged Piss Man took off his clothing and proceeded to piss all over the nurse. After a final shake, the piss man put his clothing back on and left the scene. The nurse never reported the incident due to embarrassment. The nurse claims his sheets still reek of piss.
Although The Piss Man was absent this weekend, it’s stories like this that remind the community that his actions have long lasting impacts on communities and the people within them. Perezwastaken would like to remind its readers to be cautious when meeting strangers online.
Please report any sightings of The Piss Man to our hotline.
