Today was one for the books as there were no sightings or piss related crimes reported. Piss Man enthusiasts are wondering if his alleged UTI caught up to him, or if he was simply attending a wedding. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Regardless, we hope you have enjoyed your Friday and have a peaceful weekend. Thank you for being subscribers to perezwastaken.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thanks,
Caleb<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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