Today at about 12 Noon, authorities in San Antonio, Texas, were informed about a possible piss related crime occurring near the intersection of East Travis St. and North Main Ave. The piss police were quickly dispatched and successfully recovered a sample of the piss before it evaporated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Upon analyzing the piss sample, it was discovered that not only was The Piss Man slightly dehydrated, but he also suffered from a urinary tract infection (UTI). Investigators are unsure if the piss man purposely acquired a UTI, with the hopes of elevating the damage done by his crimes, or if he is simply unaware of his current health condition.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Authorities will be keeping a close eye on medical centers in San Antonio and surrounding areas with the hopes of identifying The Piss Man in the case that he were to seek an antibiotic prescription.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As always, stay vigilant, and remember to contact our hotline (must be verified to make a report) if you suspect you’ve seen The Piss Man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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