You wouldn’t ask me to come over and and hang myself, so why would you ask me to come over knowing that you don’t have a stone counter top?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes it’s true, people who can’t afford luxury in the kitchen probably also smell and are ugly. Yup. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even if I never step foot in your kitchen, I take comfort in knowing that you have money. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you don’t have a stone counter top, take a moment to think about your life priorities. You’re probably doing something stupid like saving for retirement. Instead, you could live in comfort knowing that I’d be willing to come over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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